Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Some fun useless trivia

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 
Hardly seems worth it!

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. 
In my next life I want to be a pig (How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 

Still can't get over that pig.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

Is that why Flipper was always smiling?

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. 

If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 

From drinking little bottles of...? (Did taxpayers pay for this research??) 

Polar bears are left handed. 

Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. 

What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 

30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. 

Creepy...You've got to wonder about the sick sadist who found this out.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female completes sex by ripping the male's head off. 
Honey, I'm home. What the!!

Some Lions can mate over 20 times a day. 
In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity

Butterflies taste with their feet. 

Oh, geez !!That's almost as bad as catfish

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

I know some people like that.

Starfish don't have brains. 

I know some people like that too. 
After reading all these, all I can say is.......Lucky pigs! 

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